Well, this is a fine how-de-do! My owner gave me to someone else and they couldn''t keep me, so here I am! But that''s the way it goes, I take things in stride because I''m a very mellow guy, calm, laid back. I pride myself on my ability to get along with everyone, even dogs. Yeah, they don''t bother me. And look how handsome I am. You know that old myth about black cats? It''s true! We''re very very lucky to have around the house. Especially if you pick us up or let us sit on your lap. Then I''m really really lucky. Oh, I mean YOU are! Hey, take me home, huh? I''ve a love boy and I need someone to love. Besides, with a name like Snickers, you know I''m very sweet (and not at all fattening)!