Have I got a story for you! One day I got sleepy and decided to have a nap in the nice warm wheel well of a car. Well, someone got a wild hair and decided to go for a drive. I was thrown out of the moving wheel. Whee! What a rush. I’m happy to tell you all about it as I twirl about your legs. I just love to show off my fluffy tail. My fur is like night sweeping down a mountain range, is dark as the center of a midnight poppy, and also perfectly matches the mystery held at the center of my eyes. I’m not very fond of being picked up, but I would love for you to pet me while I strut around and show you how beautiful I am.